hey eddy! you look cold so as to make you to be more happy and not cold i save up a a lot of money in the one big jar *shows jar has 1000 dollars in it* *gives to eddy* here you can have it my early Christmas present to you
Awww Eddy! You look so cold, dude! Wanna come over to my place for some chicken soup? You can leave your scamming post for a liiiiittle while, can't ya? I've got some peppermint hot chocolate too! What do ya say?
*takes him into her house and into her kitchen* Now you sit down and I'll start making you some soup here, kay? *starts cooking him stuff* What were you thinking, sitting out there in the cold like that? And just for money, geez! You're totally gonna get sick dude!
Just trying to help you out so you DON'T catch your death of cold. .-. But fine, lazy pants.. *Hands him an electric blanket* And don't except any X-Mas cookies from me since I gave you that.. (and because of your attitude..)